1st quote by Anonymous -
Marriage is three ring cirus: engagement ring, wedding ring, suffer-ring. (guess this author isnt too happy about his/her marriage but i was giggling when i read this)
Then I saw this quote by Woody Allen, Love and Death- "To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down." (I was reading this quote over and over again to get it.. but i do not really get it. if i am not wrong.. he is trying to tell us to LOVE)
Got another joker - La Rochefoucauld wrote: True love is like seeing ghosts; we all talk about it, but few of us have ever seen one. (this quote, i thought, was good. Honestly, I felt that I never truly love someone because of somethings I done that many people deem that its not love.) Thus I tot this quote by Mae West ticklish -"Do not marry a man to reform him. That is what reform schools are for."
Other funny quotes by anonymous:
"When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife is. "
"Man is better off than woman; he marries later and dies sooner."
Then I saw this quote by Woody Allen, Love and Death- "To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down." (I was reading this quote over and over again to get it.. but i do not really get it. if i am not wrong.. he is trying to tell us to LOVE)
Got another joker - La Rochefoucauld wrote: True love is like seeing ghosts; we all talk about it, but few of us have ever seen one. (this quote, i thought, was good. Honestly, I felt that I never truly love someone because of somethings I done that many people deem that its not love.) Thus I tot this quote by Mae West ticklish -"Do not marry a man to reform him. That is what reform schools are for."
Other funny quotes by anonymous:
"When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife is. "
"Man is better off than woman; he marries later and dies sooner."
1 comment:
HAHAHAHAHA~~~~
The "to love is to suffer" thingy i also have probs understanding it huh~~~ bt it is true in a matter. Very funny leh~~
Bt im sure U can find some1 who U can suffer tog, it may nt b "true suffering", at least U got a partner rite. Heh heh heh~~~ :D
JIAHUI..
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